30 Hilarious Mommy Memes That Nail the Chaotic Joys of Raising Tiny Humans (June 23, 2024)

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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids A step-by-step guide to helping me in the kitchen: @ihidefrommykids 1. Leave the kitchen
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    Me sailing through motherhood @momsconfession I'm not mature enough for this.
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids 'New year new me' I whisper as I polish off @ihidefrommykids a brick of cheese and pray that this year I'm not still lactose intolerant.
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    Me meeting moms at the park for the first time*: Don't be weird. Don't be awkward. Just be normal. Also me: @momsconfession "Do you guys ever think about dying?
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    My husband and I having a stare off over who deserves to be more tired
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    Parents just trying to make lasting Summer memories while their kids whine that they're So BoReD @momsconfession = C
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Why don't they make a line of adult PEZ @ihidefrommykids dispensers full of things like antacids and Advil?
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    Them: How's motherhood treating you? Moms, everywhere: @momsconfession I have never, ever been happier. €
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    Me when my kid gets hurt doing something I told him not to do @momsconfession AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? #SCHITTSCREEK Pop
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    Me riding my kid's bike back home at 8 am because he was "ah-done" with riding it six seconds into our walk mmc @momsconfession
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    My 5 year old explaining to me the rules of a game he made up
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    Me sitting with my overtired toddler who is definitely not tired and doesn't need a nap @momsconfession HEME
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Thank you for teaching your kids to sit @ihidefrommykids. nicely in restaurants so I can point out to ... my kids how nicely other people's kids can sit in restaurants.
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    Welcome to adulthood. You get mad when they rearrange the grocery store now
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    My child questioning the meaning of life the minute I say it's time for bed @momsconfession TELL ME WHY
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Therapist: and how do you deal with your anxiety? @ihidefrommykids Me: I move the furniture around
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    Me watching my husband sleep soundly at 2 am instead of being wide awake with anxiety like me @momsconfession 闫
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    Me: "I don't understand why it's so hard for me to make mom friends!" Also me around other moms: @momsconfession
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Find someone more giddy with excitement than my husband who stopped the car between the Canada-US border to joke that we left the kids in another country
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    "Is 9:00 p.m. good for you?" Me: BLEUTS @dltoots
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    Tucking your kid in saying you're going to sleep too, but you really got snacks and Netflix show waiting @THATONEMOMBLOG
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    A large part of being a mom is staring at your kids like this until they start acting better
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Me to my kids: I need 5 minutes alone with my thoughts @ihidefrommykids My thoughts: buy bananas
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    5:33 am: I am going to ROCK motherhood today! 5:36 am: @momsconfession I am dead inside.
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    Me: Good morning, sweetie! My toddler: hissing* @momsconfession
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids I've never committed a crime but I have changed my niece's diaper in the public @ihidefrommykids washroom while she screamed "YOU'RE NOT MY MOM"
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    Me: I'm gonna get so much done when the kids go to bed. Also me when the kids go to bed: @mommymemest Goldfish LASTED
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids I read today that there are people who don't have an inner voice. Took me 4 @ihidefrommykids attempts to read it while mine yelled at me to stop and eat a pickle.
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    When the kids are crying nonstop, you burnt the meatloaf, the dog the carpet & you miss being a on
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Math tests should involve more real world problems like someone waking you screaming in your face while you calculate 'if 36-47lbs, 4-5yo, take 1.5tsp every 6-8hrs do not exceed 4 in 24hrs' but they are 34lbs and 6-7yo and you can't find the measuring cup.
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